Saturday, February 13, 2010

love, love, love


according to an old Greek (?) myth, the first human beings were two-headed, and had four arms, legs n both male n female sex organs. the gods were jealous of this creature bcos-
-its two heads, placed back-to-back ensured that no one would be able to sneak up on it.
- its four arms enabled it to carry out different tasks at the same time, and be extremely productive.
-its four legs enabled it to walk fast, and without tiring.
- since it had both sexual organs, it was able to procreate by itself.

the world became filled with these humans, and this aroused the envy and fear of the gods. so they divided the humans' bodies into two, thus weakening them effectively. and since then, we have all been searching for our 'missing half', the one who would make us stronger and more productive.

or so the story goes...

of course, the story does'nt mention if it was hard for two different people to become one entity. the pros and cons when 'two become one', are:

CONS:
-having to give up certain parts of one's self
-needing to think about whats good for 'us' and not just for 'me'.
-compromising...'sigh'...

PROS:
-having each others backs; having someone who's always in your corner.
-when life sucks n u want to just give up, there will be someone to drag you along.
-procreation!! woo-hooo!!


well, whatever the case may be, being part of a couple is not always easy...but the pros outweigh the cons.. sooo, time to swallow my pride, and grasp the hand he's holding out. who am i kidding...i've always known it was just a matter of time before i gave in... and though i may fight every inch of the way, in my heart i know he's right... sigh...

happy valentine's day, all

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Funny how myths and legends can be so logically inaccurate, I mean, if the gods had split the human in half, wouldn't one half have both arms on the left and the other half on the right? And there was no mention of 4 legs either, so where did the other one come from?
Sure, the fact that the heart was split in 2 maybe the reason why no one wants to be lonely :P, and I'm no doctor, but don't get me started on the other organs! lol

ku2 said...

@blackestred: ugh! trust a guy 2 b so factual. romance killers y'all!

ku2 said...

double ugh! this got me thinking. say they were joined back-to back, and the splitting part works fine. but b4 they were split, how did they walk? did one carry the other? and the procreation part was definitely confusing..unless they had really flexible anatomies...i wont go there...i repeat, romance killa!

Lucy In The Sky said...

Sigh*
I know I'll still weigh the pros and cons and my wedding day :D

ku2 said...

@lucy:me 2. judging from my circle, women are now more commitment phobic then men. is that regression or progress, i wonder...

Anonymous said...

"..i wont go there" You already did, sis!
"..say they were joined back-to back.. how did they walk? did one carry the other?" Great thinking! I would've never thought of that! What if they were joined front-to-front, or worse, front-to-back! Lol! Who's da romance-killah now?!

ku2 said...

@blackestred: believe me kid, i have not even begun to 'go there'.
aaahh, it was a Greek myth anyway..and their principal deity was a horny god who impregnated so many women, who even turned himself into a swan to rape one girl..figures they'd come up with this myth